On this week’s episode of Jersey Shore, Ronnie finally gets what was coming to him after Sam finds the “the note” documenting his run-ins with other ladies. And Snooki is now swingin’ single — watch out Miami.
Snooki and J-Woww hit the clubs to celebrate gay pride weekend, but when Snook’s man Emilio finds out she’s been hanging with men — gay or straight — he cops an attitude and Snooki is not having it. She says she’s done with him once and for all. (But wasn’t she done last week too? Maybe this one will stick.)
Vinny, Situation and Pauly come home from the club with two girls in tow, which means one of the boys will be going to bed solo. But wait! There’s a knock on the door, and in comes two more girls that Sitch invited earlier in the evening to stop by (well one of the two — she brought a “grenade” along for the ride). He brings the two sets of girls into two separate rooms so they won’t see each other, and the boys come up with a game plan. Vinny and Pauly get the two girls who came home with them, and Sitch will get the cute girl away from her friend and leave her to fall asleep. Somehow, their plan actually works. How is beyond us.
Meanwhile, Angelina is being worthless and disregarding everyone’s request that she get off the phone and pull her weight by doing some chores. When Sitch arrives home with groceries for Sunday dinner, he finds Angelina has yet to lift a finger and the two really start to go at it. Ugly words are exchanged, and the next thing you know, Angelina has been banished from family dinner. No raviolis for you! Of course, Sitch feels bad and allows her to partake in the feast as they all eat, drink and be merry — well, for now.
Snooki decides to move on from Emilio, and with the help of her roommates, they gather round a mini-bonfire and torch all pictures and memorabilia of the couple.
But Snooks isn’t the only one with a broken heart during the episode. The girls decide to finally plant the note they wrote about Ronnie’s man-whoring ways and wait for the drama. Sam finds the note and confronts Ronnie about it, but no one will fess up as to who wrote it. We have to give MTV props for interplaying footage of Ronnie hooking up with other girls every time he tells Sam a lie. Really drives the point home.
Ronnie, who’s convinced the girls wrote the letter (gee, how’d he figure that one out?), gives them the silent treatment. He tries to make good with Sam, but jokes about it in the confessional interview— classy. Then when she breaks things off with him (hallelujah) he immediately runs to his little black book to and calls up a old flame. Somehow Sam is dumb enough to play into this and the two fight again. “Make up your mind, bro,” Ronnie says to Sam. Yep, she’s really lost a winner there.
What Gina’s vibin’ on: The fact that Snooki is single. She’s much more entertaining when she’s throwing herself on everyone in the Jacuzzi.
What Robyn’s hatin’ on: C’mon Sitch, the whole grenade/hippo name-calling is getting a little harsh and overplayed.
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